How To Lose Friends By Reading Books!!

Call this insane. But I have seen this happen with my own two eyes. You can lose friends by reading books. Not that you SHOULD. But I digress. Here is how you tend to lose friends as you read books:

• Books on your to-be-read list outnumber the friends you currently have in your life.
• You’d rather curl up in your bed or couch with a comforter, book, torch and coffee/tea than go out with friends on a weekend.
• When someone attempts to snap you out of your reading phase, you mentally cut them off, even if its only for that very instant.
• You love the smell of books – old and new, more than you love the smell of people!
• You don’t dream of matching curtains and bed covers. You dream of a room full of books and reading nooks.
• You gravitate towards people who are as obsessed with books as you are.
• You often judge people based on your current read or a book you read in the recent past. This doesn’t go down well with them I suppose!
• Nobody can understand bookspeak.
• Books are your BAE. Period.

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